“Ohhh, I get it no———Hey, thank you. I doubt you have a vagina, I’m sure I’d be able to tell since you’re basically dry humping me.” She chuckled, looking up at him with raised eyebrows. “I won’t murder you, I love you too much, even though you’re a pain.” She laughed, her hands pushing against his chest to get him off. “This feels so fucking odd, Jamie! You’re not fucking me if I don’t orgasm, stupid———-How would you feel if you were humping a virgin?” She’s kidding.
“You’re welcome, glad you finally understand. You can’t know, maybe I wanna be a boy and have a cucumber in my jeans and had my boobs removed.” He explained, keeping a straight face as he spoke. “I’m not a pain, don’t lie.” He said, pouting dramatically. “Well, I am fucking you like this and I would only make you orgasm if you get naked. I wouldn’t feel bad, cause like you said I’m not actually fucking you.” Don’t be a smart ass.
