farfromxhome:

_{“You must be a very good friend then. I like you already."} 

_{’‘I am good friend, I would even go down on a girl if she’s one of my best friends. It’s a nice gesture. Why do you like me so far? You don’t want me to suck you off do you?”}

farfromxhome:

_{“That is what I keep telling people! It’s not an insult at all, and it just sounds weird when you say it because you’ve obviously nothing better to say.”}

_{“Nah, when someone says ‘suck my dick’ I’ll consider it for sure, bro. Like I said, that’s what friends are for.”}

Closed || farfromxhome

              _{“Why the hell is “suck my dick” even an insult? Like, sure, man, I’ll suck your dick. What are friends for?”}